Be optimistic! All the people you hate are eventually going to die

 

brandieblaze:

lmsig:

queendecuisine:

pokerwithplato:

unrealistic-banana:

nigga-chan:

Please

omg bye

Loool

Wellllll

always reblog 

I read this book and the whole thing is pure gold, especially the minority friends part.

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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i-am-the-peppermint-apocalypse:

cristinuhh:

ally-verde:
Marilyn Monroe was considered the sexiest woman of her time. she doesnt have the gap, you cant see her ribs, her hair doesnt come down to her ass.
she’s pretty much the opposite of what everyone risks their lives and tries so hard to be.
society you fucked up.

Yeah, but y’know back then there were articles about helping women gain wait to look like her.
There were adverts in the paper saying how nobody wants a skinny girl.
Society hasn’t gone backwards, it’s simply changed around and changed what the definition of beauty is, with the same damaging results.

i-am-the-peppermint-apocalypse:

cristinuhh:

ally-verde:

Marilyn Monroe was considered the sexiest woman of her time.
she doesnt have the gap,
you cant see her ribs,
her hair doesnt come down to her ass.

she’s pretty much the opposite of what everyone risks their lives and tries so hard to be.

society you fucked up.

Yeah, but y’know back then there were articles about helping women gain wait to look like her.

There were adverts in the paper saying how nobody wants a skinny girl.

Society hasn’t gone backwards, it’s simply changed around and changed what the definition of beauty is, with the same damaging results.

barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

(Source: gaksdesigns)

Awh yeeeauh

Damn it. #Doodle #TotallyLooksLike #ShelleyDuvall #WendyTorrance #TheShining #Sketch #Amateur

Damn it. #Doodle #TotallyLooksLike #ShelleyDuvall #WendyTorrance #TheShining #Sketch #Amateur